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Dedicated to all Malaysians Indians, Chinese, Malays, Kadazans, Ibans, Christians, etc. etc. etc.. Malaysia Boleh!

It would be a massive headache having a credit card, and it gets worse when u have a couple of them. And on one fine morning, you decided to get rid one of your Visa/Mastercard/American Express/Boleh Express/BolehCard/ApekCard/etc/etc, stressful drive in heavy traffic to HSBC, parked your car on the divider, being issued a parking ticket(*SHIT), greeted by a sweet looking Amoi/Minah/Meenachi in the counter, handed over a 2 page form to be filled up, looking at the form thinking where to start first and THATS WHERE YOU GO NUTS!! Fuck! I wouldn't be filling up so many details even when i'm filing a divorce! An application form to Harvard wouldn't take so long to be completed.. FTW, why would they even bother asking reasons for a credit card termination?


Here is a BolehLander who took his own time and courage completing the credit card cancellation form just to realize he fucked up the 'reason' part again! EPIC FAIL!
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In case you are too old/had your 'happy' time for too long last night, till can't see what is written, here is what he wrote:

Ask Najib WHY (RM50 charge)


LOL


While walking down the street one day a 'Malaysian Boleh' Minister is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the man. "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then
you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Yang Berhormat

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules," says St. Peter. And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds
himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing infront of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then indulge themselves on
lobsters, caviar and the most expensive food there is.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has agood time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. "Now it' s time to visit heaven."

So, 24 hours pass with the Yang Berhormat joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."
The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think /Ai //yam/ better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around
his shoulder.

"I don't understand," stammers the Yang Berhormat. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning just like you during an election . . . Today you voted."

Im pretty sure that adultery is a big crime in India, well, for GUYS! Where the law of adultery in India punishes only men and assumes that in all cases, men are the seducers and women, who are equal participants are viewed as victims and not the author of the crime. WHAT?!?!?! Yes it is! In this video here, the man gets beaten up in his own house by his wife and in laws for having affair with another lady.


Moral of the story: Never fuck a girl other than your wife in your own house!

Well, too bad, maybe this man here is too desperate and too poor to even afford a cheap hotel room! No matter what way its gonna be, we surely wish to see more of these acts! So have an affair guys! Don't forget to have a camera along in case you are getting caught! ;)

Enjoy the dancing of the old ladies! ;)



Every Indian and those who knows Rajinikanth surely would not want to miss this video. I've known that for a long time, Japanese had been die hard fans of Rajinikanth, but never knew it was up till this extent. ;) Check this video out where a Japanese man impersonates Rajinikanth in a TV show in Japan. The audience seems to be enjoying it a lot too. I could see that from the guy in the 1.01 mark! ROFLMAO! This Japanese man here should really consider learning Indian languages and joining the Indian film community! His mimicry was not bad after all for a Japanese! For those who don't know Rajinikanth yet, he is the superstar in the Tamil Film Industry and here is a little bit more info about him:


“Shivaji Rao Gaekward, born on 12 December 1949, professionally known by his stage name Rajinikanth, is an Indian film actor and media personality. He received India’s third highest honour, the Padma Bhushan, for his contribution to Indian cinema. He is best known for his mass populariy and appeal, largely drawn from his mannerism and stylized delivery of dialogue in films. Other than acting, Rajinikanth worked as a screenwriter, film producer and also a playback singer. Apart from his film career, he is a philanthropist and serves as an influence in the politics of Tamil Nadu. He has also appeared in the films of other nations, including American cinema. He is paid Rs25 crore per film, making him the highest paid actor in South Asia after Jackie Chan.”


P.s: I always personally prefer Kamal Hassan's movies though. ;) And make sure to check the guy out at 1.01 mark! :)


While our BolehLand police force have been busy shooting down kids and innocent Indians, these two jerks had a lot of free time and decided to come up with a 'party shuffle' video. And to add spice to the video, it is taken in a police station with their uniforms still on. I wont be surprised if they come up with a porn video sometime soon too. Wonder if its going to be like the old saying, 'Policemen like big busts' or 'Policemen do it with guns'? LOL.. Malaysian Police, enough of 'duit kopi' all this while and now have u all decided to start partying with the money?

GO Malaysian Police! Polis Malaysia BOLEH!


Here is a little bit humor from Singapore. I've encountered a very much similar situation back in my hometown with the old chinese aunties/uncles, where the way they speak sometimes(or mayb all the time) make me burst into laughter! LOL. And the best part of it, its not only the way they speak, but even the way they write it on the menu would be the same like how they speak. You know what i mean.. ;-) let me add on something on top of this video. A menu hung on the wall of a typical chinese shop back in my hometown:


Mi Kali 2.00 lingit (RM2)
Mi Goleng 2.50 lingit
Nasi Goleng 2.50 lingit
Koew Tiew Goleng 2.50 lingit
Teh Talik 1.00 lingit
and etc etc etc. You know how would the list go on after this... LOL

And here is the video.. ;)

This is Far King Far Ni, so I've decided to share it with you. This post if purely for fun and is not meant to hurt any body. So, sit back, enjoy and laugh guys!



As a welcome note, i would like to dedicate my fellow BolehLanders an amazing speech by our very own BolehLand's PM, our beloved Najis Najib. Watch and judge for yourselves where does all our money go. As for our BolehLand, RM5 juta BOLEH, RM50 Juta pun BOLEH!

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